All I Want for Christmas is a Renegade, Revenge-Maddened Former Slave with a Shotgun!
So the trailer for Django Unchained has been released. I’m excited for two reasons: First the movie looks like a lot of fun. All the things we’ve come to love about Tarantino, complete with grit, violence, a stoically bad-ass protagonist, and nonchalant dialogue commenting on gratuitously horrific scenes of inhumanity. Just what anyone would want in a feel-good Christmas movie. I mean, even if it’s just Inglorious Basterds with slavery…IT’S INGLORIOUS BASTERDS WITH SLAVERY! See, win-win. Second, this gives me a legitimate reason to root against Leonardo DiCaprio (haven’t liked the guy since Titantic. I know it’s irrational but no argument will dissuade me, trust me).
Here’s the trailer in case you missed it. Get excited people.