The Legend Ends…Tonight!
It’s that time of year again! Buff out the dents in the Tumbler and start eating gravel for that Batman voice: The Dark Knight Rises gets released tonight!
Now, not to be a portent of doom but last night I had a dream where nothing of the trailer was in the movie. No Bane, no football players running on a crumbling field, nothing. Horror, I know! But, nightmares aside, I’m tentatively hopeful for TDKR, especially since between the trailer and the cast list, it looks like Inception if you switched out Leonardo DiCaprio for Batman. I ask you, what’s wrong with that? Nothing. Absolutely nothing is wrong with that.
So go, friends. Go and experience The Dark Knight Rises, whatever that turns out to be. And may vengeance and the night go with you!