The Chains Are Broken!!
Yea, I know. REAAALLL bad word play there!!! But it doesn’t matter, the one you’ve been waiting for is here and it delivers. That’s right kids, Django Unchained is here and it’s every bit of the movie your mothers were warning you about. What does that mean?? Is it inappropriate? Will I be embarrassed to watch it with me mum?? Well let’s hope not, but that can only be if your mother is not some uptight stick in the mud, desperately trying to shield you from the horrors of the world; but let’s put it this way: if Les Miserables is too scandalous for the like of your mother dearest, then, yes of course, you shouldn’t see it with her. But by all means, rebel! Break free! Be like Django and then go see Django!!!…..just remember, before you go and feel all proud of yourself for finally standing up for yourself, Django endured the hardships of slavery and here you come finally busting out of your parents’ house and/or basement!!